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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Inflation report suggests damage from Trump's tariffs isn't guaranteed - Axios

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

An 'invisible threat': Swarm of hidden 'city killer' asteroids around Venus could one day collide with Earth, simulations show - Live Science

share office space ...

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Scientists discover strong, unexpected link between Earth's magnetic field and oxygen levels - Live Science

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Can I know a love story of a medical student?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

Why do so many people seem to hate Nickelback? They're competent and entertaining, and while they certainly aren't the absolute best music, they're still a fun listen.

Everyone loved it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

What are the best sunscreens for oily skin available in India?

So they tried

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Remainder of Bonnaroo 2025 canceled in Tennessee due to severe weather - CNN

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

What do you think of a parent telling their adult child to “keep their personal life to themselves” in relation to talking to them? No reason they should say that it was mean what should I do?

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Still no good

Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Do you know a good lawyer joke?