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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:38

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
What do you respect the most about Elon Musk?
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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share office space ...
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Can I know a love story of a medical student?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
What are the best sunscreens for oily skin available in India?
So they tried
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Is it normal to hate my dog, but feel too guilty to get rid of him?
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones